Scientists say that the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and ELECTRONS. They forget to mention morons.
~ Daffy Duck
No, no, no.
I know that you thought when I said moron, I was going to write about myself but I am really sorry to disappoint you. You are not Lord Voldemort, you can't always know everything.
Actually I wanted your attention on the word electrons, that is why it is written in capitals, you moron (ha ha! there ! I gave you a taste of your own medicine :D)
I want to introduce another contributor, a new author of this blog...and there is a direct link between electrons and that author.
So ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for PIKACHU ! :D
Enough of being a cartoon now! Back to business!
Here are the minutes of the meeting -
1. I love Pokemon. I love Pikachu.
2.My blog was linked to my first ever gmail id...and I created that id when I was a kid and kids make stupid ids...I am sure you all have stupid ids too...my best friend has anime in her id...some have words like beautiful and unique in their ids...I have angelic in my id. :P It is nothing to be ashamed of, of course, but as we grow up, we are taught to be professional and meticulous with respect to everything. And first thing we all do after being taught that is to change our mail ids to something very boring like ca.pqr@gmail.com or dr.abc@gmail.com and so on and so forth...to give a nice impression to our future employer...of course he won't employ me for my knowledge and caliber but because I have a very professional-looking mail id, that's how we hire in India. I hope the sarcasm is evident.
And so I had to make such an id too...Now, I save my blog as a draft in my mail id before writing it on blogger(I like to put all my thoughts as and when they pop up in my head. They come up mostly before sleeping or while traveling in metro and I, being a scatterbrain, tend to forget them all soon so I have to save them asap) so I used to save them all in my main id, copy it from there, sign out, sign in with my old id that is linked with the blog and then finally paste it there. Uff! Too much of a hassle, you see ! so I linked my main id with the blog too with the pseudonym Pikachu and voila issue sorted out :D
3.Pikachu is the cutest, most intelligent Pokemon ever.
4. Pikachu is very loyal. I revere loyalty in any form.
5. Being a cartoon character, Pikachu adds to the stupidity and tongue-in-cheek humour that I am well-known for :P
6. Come on now, you all ! why so serious? It is really going to be me anyway ! Pikachu only makes it more convenient for me to post it. Though I could have used the post via email option too but Pikachu brings a well-needed change and change is the only constant thing in life !
So, I thought of appointing Pikachu as the new author.
Pika Pika ! :D


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